Feeling frisky, my friend Mrs Groovy sent Mr Groovy the following text:
“I can’t wait to get home to smack your hairy arse!”
She waited in anticipation for his reply but surprisingly Mrs Groovy didn’t get the response she was after.
“Well that’s not very nice Mrs Groovy, I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve that!” came the reply.
“What!” she cried aghast. “Mr Groovy loves it when I smack his hairy arse.” Puzzled she read the reply again. Then with a hoot of laughter Mrs Groovy realized she had sent the text to Mr Very Ungroovy, her Mr X and he could leave his hairy arse right where it was thank you very much.