My one and only man child is having sick (?) day from school. Within the first 5 minutes of him getting out of bed this morning he flooded the bathroom by turning on the tap behind the washing machine. He wanted to see what it was used for. Um……it’s a tap? He then called the dog inside because, “She looks miserable Kooks”. His x-ray vision … Continue reading BEWARE OF THE MAN CHILD
Forty seven days ago I wrote about the trials of living off the grid. Forty seven days ago I had endless amounts of clean underwear to choose from every single day. Forty seven days ago I was able to watch TV pretty much whenever I felt like it. Forty seven days ago I never dreamt I would wish we had a pit toilet. Forty seven … Continue reading Living Off The Grid In Winter – Hahahah
Well it’s taken longer than we thought but Mr Smarts has almost finished building the calf shed which means the calves will be moving in very soon. So to celebrate my debut into farming I thought I would share again with you the day I went to my very first calf rearing expo. Mr Smarts waited until I had drunk every last drop of the … Continue reading The Queen of Calves
Our friend Freddy Fit was at a loss last weekend. Mrs Fit had a nasty cold and he was driving her batty with his constant hovering and fussing when all she wanted to do was sleep. Finally, unable to take any more of the thermometer being thrust into her mouth whenever she sneezed, Mrs Fit demanded he take the children for a drive out to … Continue reading A Most Disgusting, Frightful, Horrific Occurrence!
WE RAN OUT OF WATER! We ran out of water as a car load of girls rocked up for a camp over. We ran out of water as Mr and Mrs Groovy dropped in for booze and cheese. We ran out of water as Mr and Mrs Red drove in on their way home from camping begging for a shower. We ran out of water full … Continue reading How To Save Yourself From Deadly Jalapenos.
Mr and Mrs Fit watched in despair as Little Miss Fit scratched her head viciously. “I’ve tried three times and I can’t get rid of them,” Mrs Fit sighed. “It’s up to you now.” “But I don’t know what to do,” Mr Fit said in alarm. “I’ve never had lice.” “Google it,” Mrs Fit suggested as she walked off to find out who was banging on … Continue reading Banished to the Naughty Corner
Okay, so I’ve been missing in action for a few weeks and no, there is no need to tell me you haven’t noticed, I will pretend you have. “What have you been up to?” I pretend I hear you ask. “Well, I have been avoiding the quad bike I was given for Christmas,” I reply still shocked by that strange event. “What the hell! A quad bike! What … Continue reading My Nemesis – The Big Black Beast
Dumbalk at Christmas is a beautiful sight. Whether driving down country lanes or the middle of town you will find houses standing proud in all their Christmas glory. Sadly, our little house on our little farm was bereft of any decoration whatsoever. So there was nothing left to do, we had to decorate too. By we, of course I mean me. Sadly, I gave birth … Continue reading I Survived an Anaconda Attack
Disappointed to learn that not only had he scarred Mrs Fit for life by catching her almost naked in the bathroom, save for a pair of suspenders and a flimsy piece of black lace, apparently he had also been a bit of glitch at their anniversary lunch. If you have no idea of what I am banging on about click here Baz and A Pair Of Suspenders to find … Continue reading Baz and The Miracle Pugs
When Baz, (Freddy Fits father and the man who wouldn’t die Mrs Fit’s Magnificent Mistake) discovered that Freddy and Mrs Fit jnr were driving into the city for the night, he arranged to travel in with them. He was meeting friends for dinner and would catch the late train home. Upon their arrival, Baz realized he had a few hours to spare so tagged along … Continue reading Baz and A Pair Of Suspenders