The bathroom scales squealed and groaned in complaint as Mr Red planted his feet firmly on them. He watched in disbelief as the red line shot to an impossibly high number and stayed there. Had he really put on that much weight? Sure that little jiggle around his middle when he walked had been rather confronting, but he’d tucked it into his pants and pretended … Continue reading Best Not To Rely On Dr Google – Ever
Mr Red decided that he and Mrs Red needed to get away. They had barely seen each other over the past few weeks and he felt they were growing apart. Plus, he had witnessed Marcello from the beach café flirting with Mrs Red again. Why she insisted on having her coffee at that particular café was beyond Mr Red. Whenever he bought coffee there it … Continue reading Wakey Wakey Here Comes Snakey
Mr Red arrived home with a surprise for the whole family. A sweet little border collie named Ziggy. Everyone was delighted and immediately fell in love with him. Mrs Red did suggest Mr Red book him into obedience school though. She had been rather fond of her Jimmy Choo Ivette sandals and tried not to cry as she pulled them from his mouth. Noticing her … Continue reading Mr Red Failed Puppy School
Mr Red gave Mrs Red a beautifully wrapped box as she climbed out of the car. “A birthday present I didn’t want the kids to see,” he said with a wicked grin before zooming off. Mrs Red, eager to discover what was inside the mysterious box hurried into the building and sat down on a leather sofa in the foyer. But just as she was … Continue reading Mrs Red Is A Naughty Girl!
Puffing and panting Mrs Red, Mrs Groovy and Mrs Fit raced along the beach and burst through the cafe door in record time. “Hola ladies and hola amor de mi vida Mrs Red,” Marcello, the cafe owner greeted them. He not so secretly had a thing for Mrs Red and her lustrous red hair. “The usual?” “Thanks Marcello,” Mrs Red said collapsing gratefully onto a … Continue reading Fifty Shades of Miscommunicaton
“You lied to me!” Red jnr shouted, slamming the door behind him. His face purple with rage. “What have we lied about?” Mrs Red asked alarmed. She had never seen her son in such a state before. “There is no Santa Clause!” Red jnr cried in despair. “No reindeer’s! No Elves! It’s just you and dad!” “And who told you this story?” Mr Red asked … Continue reading The Shocking Truth About the Jolly Fat Man
It was school holidays and Red and his mates, Fit and Groovy, (Smarts was busy stacking shelves at the local supermarket) were hanging out at the Red house all by themselves. Don’t be alarmed, we have travelled back to a time when Red, Fit, Groovy and Smarts were nothing but self-absorbed, hormone raging teenagers. I wish I could tell you they were smashed out of … Continue reading Red and Mr Winky – A teenage penis drama
After rather a late night on the town Mr and Mrs Red were having a much needed lie in when their phone rang. “Who in the blazes is calling us so early in the morning?” Mr Red grumbled as he searched for the phone, trying to ignore the pounding in his head. “Hello, good morning to you sir,” a friendly voice said. “How are ……” … Continue reading Why Mr Red Has Never Walked The Same Since