Fifty Shades of Miscommunicaton

Puffing and panting  Mrs Red, Mrs Groovy and Mrs Fit raced along the beach and burst through the cafe door in record time. “Hola ladies and hola amor de mi vida Mrs Red,” Marcello, the cafe owner greeted them.  He not so secretly had a thing for Mrs Red and her  lustrous red hair.  “The usual?” “Thanks Marcello,” Mrs Red said collapsing gratefully onto a … Continue reading Fifty Shades of Miscommunicaton

The Shocking Truth About the Jolly Fat Man

“You lied to me!” Red jnr shouted, slamming the door behind him. His face purple with rage. “What have we lied about?” Mrs Red asked alarmed. She had never seen her son in such a state before. “There is no Santa Clause!” Red jnr cried in despair. “No reindeer’s! No Elves! It’s just you and dad!” “And who told you this story?” Mr Red asked … Continue reading The Shocking Truth About the Jolly Fat Man

Red and Mr Winky – A teenage penis drama

It was school holidays and Red and his mates, Fit and Groovy, (Smarts was busy stacking shelves at the local supermarket) were hanging out at the Red house all by themselves. Don’t be alarmed, we have travelled back to a time when Red, Fit, Groovy and Smarts were nothing but self-absorbed, hormone raging teenagers. I wish I could tell you they were smashed out of … Continue reading Red and Mr Winky – A teenage penis drama

Why Mr Red Has Never Walked The Same Since

After rather a late night on the town Mr and Mrs Red were having a much needed lie in when their phone rang. “Who in the blazes is calling us so early in the morning?” Mr Red grumbled as he searched for the phone, trying to ignore the pounding in his head. “Hello, good morning to you sir,” a friendly voice said.  “How are ……” … Continue reading Why Mr Red Has Never Walked The Same Since