Our friend Freddy Fit was at a loss last weekend. Mrs Fit had a nasty cold and he was driving her batty with his constant hovering and fussing when all she wanted to do was sleep. Finally, unable to take any more of the thermometer being thrust into her mouth whenever she sneezed, Mrs Fit demanded he take the children for a drive out to … Continue reading A Most Disgusting, Frightful, Horrific Occurrence!
As soon as we had recovered from the shock of Mrs Groovy advising us that she was bringing her little princesses to camp on our farm, Will had an idea which, in the end, scared Mrs Groovy half to death You see, 14 year old Will and his mate had made scarecrows to scare off any intruders, namely us, his beloved family, should we come across … Continue reading Zombies, Werewolves and Ghoulish Scarecrows
Ever since she could remember, Mrs Groovy had harbored a secret desire to learn the cello. She imagined herself playing in a smoky jazz club, somewhere on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. Professionally of course, Mrs Groovy never does anything by halves. Bogged down by life in general she finally decided to act on her fantasy. Mr Groovy, used to his wife’s exuberant lifestyle changes bought her … Continue reading A Bad Case of Stradavarious
Last night, as I was leaning over the toilet bowl to press the flush button, my brand new earrings, not one but two, fell into the loo. “You’ve got to be kidding me!” I shouted angrily. “What’s wrong Kooky?” Mr Smarts asked, reluctant to leave the comfort of the sofa. “I’ve dropped my fabulous new earrings in the loo,” I explained, ready to flush. “Move … Continue reading Never Trust A Plastic Shopping Bag
I was having a lovely, long, shower when I felt something tickle my ear. “Oh Mr Smarts,” I giggled, but Mr Smarts was nowhere to be seen. Something tickled my ear again. I gave it a little scratch but the tickle wouldn’t go away. “Mr Smarts,” I called, slipping into my dressing gown. “Could you come here? I am having the strangest sensation in my … Continue reading Kooky and Her Hairy Scary Legs