I have been hesitant to write this post and am not quite convinced that I won’t be doing a follow up next week informing you that the newest member of our family, Miss Poppy, has decided to pack her bags and move on to greener pastures. I mean literally pack her food bowl and move on. You see, even though we adore her, it is … Continue reading She wants to pack her bags and go
Forty seven days ago I wrote about the trials of living off the grid. Forty seven days ago I had endless amounts of clean underwear to choose from every single day. Forty seven days ago I was able to watch TV pretty much whenever I felt like it. Forty seven days ago I never dreamt I would wish we had a pit toilet. Forty seven … Continue reading Living Off The Grid In Winter – Hahahah
Mr Red decided that he and Mrs Red needed to get away. They had barely seen each other over the past few weeks and he felt they were growing apart. Plus, he had witnessed Marcello from the beach café flirting with Mrs Red again. Why she insisted on having her coffee at that particular café was beyond Mr Red. Whenever he bought coffee there it … Continue reading Wakey Wakey Here Comes Snakey
At the very moment I was trying to recall the last time Mr Smarts and I had been out on one of our date nights I received this text from him; “Can you be ready by 6pm? I managed a last minute booking.” I couldn’t believe my eyes. Was he telepathic? I was speechless with delight and didn’t think to ask where he had booked … Continue reading Disco Farming
Well it’s taken longer than we thought but Mr Smarts has almost finished building the calf shed which means the calves will be moving in very soon. So to celebrate my debut into farming I thought I would share again with you the day I went to my very first calf rearing expo. Mr Smarts waited until I had drunk every last drop of the … Continue reading The Queen of Calves
Our friend Freddy Fit was at a loss last weekend. Mrs Fit had a nasty cold and he was driving her batty with his constant hovering and fussing when all she wanted to do was sleep. Finally, unable to take any more of the thermometer being thrust into her mouth whenever she sneezed, Mrs Fit demanded he take the children for a drive out to … Continue reading A Most Disgusting, Frightful, Horrific Occurrence!
Five months ago we moved onto fifty acres and into a tiny cottage with only two bedrooms. Not only does the house have only two bedrooms but it also has only one bathroom and to top it off, we’re off the grid. Five people, a tiny house and off the grid? Well, let’s say life’s been interesting. During the summer months we were left without … Continue reading The Trials of Living off The Grid